February made me shiver

. . . with all the quotes that I deliver. So let's get right to them.

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Hayden continues her membership in the Church of Capitalism.

She got some more money as a present for Valentine's Day. When she went to add it to her stash, I saw her taking her cash up to her bed. I asked her why and she said:

"In the morning, I'm going to spread my money out and roll around in it."

She's a regular Scrooge McDuck swimming around in piles of gold coins.

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Speaking of money, the girls were having some sort of disagreement about something for a change and Hayden suggested that they flip a coin to see who gets to choose.

Hayden went to get a quarter and, as she tossed it in the air, she called out "I've got heads!"

And Marley instantly yelled, "I've got toes!"

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Hayden and I were lying down at bedtime and we had the following conversation:

Daddy: "Does your friend Liana go to Hebrew School?"

Hayden: "Yes."

Daddy: "I kind of screwed up by not signing you up for Hebrew School this year. You know, it's a very important part of our family and who we are."

Hayden: "What is? Screwing things up?"

The first thing we're going to make sure that she learns in Hebrew School is "Honor thy Mother and Father."

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Hayden threw up twice in class this week so Beth went to pick her up and then worked from home.

At one point a bit later, Marley walked into our room and told Beth "Mommy, I just wanted to tell you that I will help Hayden tonight."

So sweet.

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Hayden and I were hanging out and she looked up at me and said:

"Daddy, you're the funniest person I have ever met."

Not much of a quote, but I wanted to record it for posterity because it won't be long before Hayden will be a preteen who insists her parents maintain a 15 foot buffer from her in all public and private settings. Then I'll shove this in her face.

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Finally, we won tickets to a fashion show at Hayden's school auction (third row!) so Beth and Hayden went a few days ago, with Hayden wearing a fashionable white faux-fur vest and her hair styled too.

When they got home, we made the following video.